Displaced Chickens

Wrangle em up & take them to Luncharia (spelling)..............they can hang with the others

Plenty of my own, thanks!

Isn't this kind of like taking coals to Newcastle?8-)

When life gives you chicken... make tacos

lol............naw they don't cook them!!! the chickens hang out & give you sad eyes wanting fed.......for a couple nacho chips, they'll even do a table dance! FYI - its frowned upon to feed them, they're actually a pain in the Bleeeeeeeep!
Good Luck 😎

LOL...I normally get up early...but having roosters wake me is just not to my liking.

Seems like the damn things are multiplying like guppies! I know someone on STT needs some chickens and roosters....

No questions asked and remember FREE FREE

I know a place on St Thomas where someone would be welcome to take all they could catch! Yikes! There is a serious chicken problem on this island.

"Serious" and "chicken problem" in the same sentence makes me smile.

I'm still laughing at "make tacos".

Do you guys remember an article in the Avis ........... I think it was a couple years ago, Hap Clark wrote in to the editor & was rambling on & on about the chicken population explosion. I wish I still had that article, it was a comical master piece!

there are lots of recipes for chicken. Or are you a vegetarian? You could resolve your own dilemma and save on your grocery budget at the same time. Meanwhile, pretend it's Easter and go egg hunting to slow down the population explosion.

Why did the chicken cross the road ??? 😎

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE! And HOPE! It looked HOPEFUL!

JOHN McCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure — right from Day One! — that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me, although I clearly remember having to dodge enemy fire as Chelsea and I tried to cross the road.

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road… .

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he’s GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

RUSH LIMBAUGH:
Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth?’ That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like ‘the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It’s as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn’t that intewesting? In a few moments, we will be wistening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a sewious case of molting, and went on to accompwish its wife wong dweam of cwossing the woad.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra…#@&&(C% reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY:
Where’s my gun?

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

Suzette.......................classic!
no more tears left ..............I love it, THANK YOU!!!!

Suzette,
My husband knows I use this website to rent apartments. He knows I also get all kinds of good, useful information and enjoy participating in discussions of various topics. But...every once in a great while....I sit him down in front of the computer, like tonight. He is still chuckling and was wondering if you were the actual author of all of this creativity. I was reading it aloud, and when I got to Bill Gates (something about eChicken) I lost it!
Thanks for the great big smile.:@)

😀 nope, not the author. Glad you liked it, I sure did !