Where do these delusional people come from?

That's a good point. If like to be invisible, God make it happen.

More idiocy!
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/01/robertson-god-gives-less-miracles-to-too-educated-americans-who-learn-science/

Cheesus H Goldfish!

"Cheesus H Goldfish! " I'm stealing that....

Cheesus H Goldfish!

Hilarious! Did anyone else catch that she eats 4 POUNDS of goldfish every week.... and looks at each one individually??? Thats scary in its own right.

Must be all that mind alterting the yellow die #4.
Call me crazy but, I really do believe that food companies add chemicals to make certain products addictive. I suppose we all need something to believe in.....

A miracle, call Pat Robertson ASAP!

Cheesus H Goldfish!

Hilarious! Did anyone else catch that she eats 4 POUNDS of goldfish every week.... and looks at each one individually??? Thats scary in its own right.

I couldn't get past that part either. Maybe it was a sign that she should stop eating so much junk food, and get help for her GEC (Goldfish Examination Compulsion) problem.

Hahahhahahahahhaha. Damnit now I am going to have to go get some goldfish.

Really gullible people!
http://www.vaticancrimes.us/2013/01/evangelical-pastor-convinced-followers.html

I've been to the Vatican. I was disgusted by the amount of wealth shown. I hate walking into any church, it gives me the creeps.

Edit: oh yeah, lighting a candle (electric) costs money. I got a kick outta that.

I am sorry, I couldn't read past the title! Seriously?

This could be the symbol of a new 12-step program for over-consumers of snacks. Praise be to the higher power of the cross embossed goldfish cracker.

I'll stick to pasta myself. At least the noodley appendages don't require interpretation.

At least the noodley appendages don't require interpretation.

That sounds perverted.

At least the noodley appendages don't require interpretation.

That sounds perverted.

Do you dare to mock the Flying Spaghetti Monster? No beer volcano or strippers for you in the afterlife my friend!

Repent now and embrace the true faith - of course as a bonus you are free to keep your existing faith or faithlessness too. 😎

All autistic children are atheists and atheism is a form of autism, says association head
http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/all-autistic-kids-are-atheists-and-atheism-is-form-of-autism-says-foundation-head-.aspx?pageID=238&nID=45390&NewsCatID=341

More delusion!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/22/fabric-softener-jesus-photo_n_3130932.html

Some people are batshit crazy!
http://dailycaller.com/2013/04/03/poll-4-percent-of-americans-believe-lizard-people-control-world/

And these people are allowed to vote!

Why do atheists laugh at the religious?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX-Aldx-LM0

Joe Barton, R-Texas. Thinks that windmills will slow the wind down, making the planet hotter. Nutso-fruitso. To answer the OP's question as to where they come from, I'm gonna say - overwhelmingly - they are concentrated in Texas, USA.

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2009_09/020014.php

I have to agree!
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/08/11/rick-perrys-unanswered-prayers/

Perhaps they come from various corporate environments and then move their way into congress, using religious sentiment to get the votes they need AND support their special interests. I guess they come from many different states (but still, TX breeds a special brand of crazy, imo).

http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/08/23/the-crackpot-caucus/

Joe Barton, R-Texas. Thinks that windmills will slow the wind down, making the planet hotter. Nutso-fruitso. To answer the OP's question as to where they come from, I'm gonna say - overwhelmingly - they are concentrated in Texas, USA.

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2009_09/020014.php

A wind mill or a tree will slow the wind down because of the laws of motion. This would be a very windy planet without objects slowing it down. Which might make you feel hotter.

Some food for thought: if you turn on a ceiling fan in your room you will feel cooler, but in fact the fan generates heat; therefore is making your room hotter.

Ironically, its a remnant which is evolutionarily advantageous. i.e. the reason this lady sees Jesus' face is because of evolution.

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia

In other news, I.want.this:
http://www.amazon.com/Burnt-Impressions-The-Jesus-Toaster/dp/B0042QRYO8

God has a great page on FB. Like him! He answers questions every Wednesday and on Tuesday he chooses (from reader suggestions) someone to smite. He answered some great questions tonight so I pasted the QA below:

AND NOW the answers to ASK GOD:

1. HUMAN: How did 4 middle eastern men end up with super white names like Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John?

GOD: Once again, those names have changed over time. Those are the names from the King James Bible. In 2000 years, the disciples will have names like Matheotrix, Markonicon, Lukrevaleous, and Jon.

2. HUMAN: God, why do you demand our foreskins?

GOD: So that man can prove his fealty to Me. Think about it. If a man will cut off a piece of his dik for you, you can probably trust him.

3. HUMAN: God, why did you put the male g-spot up the butt?

GOD: I am the LORD. I put the male g-spot up the butt to make sex feel amazing for gay men. Besides, if I put the g-spot on the penis, men would climax even faster than they already do and everyone would suffer.

4. HUMAN: I have a theory that Mary cheated on Joseph and used the God thing to cover it all up. Am I right?

GOD: Fuck no! Mary and the LORD righteously fornicated while Joseph lay passed out in the other room. Get over it already.

5. HUMAN: Why do Adam & Eve have belly buttons ?

GOD: HOW MANY TIMES WILL I BE ASKED THIS QUESTION?!! What do you want to hear?! OK! OK! FINE! Adam and Eve have belly buttons because I gave birth to them out of My Divine Rectum. After I birthed them I detached their umbilical cords. Never ask this question again!!

6. HUMAN: Remember that time I took a shit load of mushrooms, did we really hang out?

GOD: Yes, we hung out that night for a little while. Then the second mushroom you ate kicked in and you started freaking out. If I recall correctly, you went running off into that stormy night without shoes. Next time, only take one, ok? Only take one.

7. HUMAN: God, if you have everything already planned and make someone murder someone else and you send him to hell, doesn't that make you an asshole since it was your plan to begin with?

GOD: My Divine Plan only includes awesome things. Anything bad you should blame on free will. Or Satan. Satan, right? What a fucking douchebag asshole.

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