Waste Management to stop cleaning the streets 11/17

So, if I don't liter, I don't have to pay taxes? Does that make me Senate material?

Reverse logic:

If you don't pay taxes, you have to go clean up litter.

And you end up on the ballot anyway.

If you don't pay taxes, you don't have to clean up the litter, you end up on the ballot.... and still get elected?
Pretty darned sad.

Another example of iron-clad logic:

If you catch ebola, they euthanize your dog. I don't have a dog, therefore I cannot catch ebola.

Another example of iron-clad logic:

If you catch ebola, they euthanize your dog. I don't have a dog, therefore I cannot catch ebola.

As far as I know only one dog has been euthanized because its owner contracted Ebola and that was in Spain. A dog belonging to a NY resident who contracted the virus has not been euthanized as at this time there's no hard scientific evidence to warrant it.