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ILLITERATE? Write today for free help

AUTO REPAIR SERVICE. Free pick up and delivery. try us once, you will never go anywhere again.

DOG FOR SALE Eats anything and is fond of children

STOCK UP AND SAVE Limit: one

SEMI ANNUAL AFTER XMAS SALE

DINNER SPECIAL Turkey $3.25, Chicken or beef $2.25, Children $2.00

FOR SALE: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

NOW IS YOU CHANCE to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home

GREAT DAMES FOR SALE

TIRED OF CLEANING YOURSELF? let me do it

 
Posted : September 17, 2009 2:17 pm
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:@)

 
Posted : September 17, 2009 2:42 pm
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😀

 
Posted : September 17, 2009 3:58 pm
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It's an article, not an ad, but otherwise it seems to fit the thread:

"...It seems that many illegal immigrants from Mexico are returning to their hometowns, and the officials in the Sonora state government are ticked off about it..."

http://www.thespectrum.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2009909090303

 
Posted : September 17, 2009 4:41 pm
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thanks lizard, needed some cheer

 
Posted : September 17, 2009 8:16 pm
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Thanks Lizard
That is the hardest I have laughed on this board.
D

 
Posted : September 18, 2009 12:14 am
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My favorite is, Trying to clean yourself. I want someone to give me a bath every night and wash my very long hair. Four more inches and I donate the hair to locks of love.

 
Posted : September 18, 2009 1:26 am
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Funny! Great Stuff! 😀

 
Posted : September 20, 2009 11:37 am
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