The following ads actually appeared in newspapers
ILLITERATE? Write today for free help
AUTO REPAIR SERVICE. Free pick up and delivery. try us once, you will never go anywhere again.
DOG FOR SALE Eats anything and is fond of children
STOCK UP AND SAVE Limit: one
SEMI ANNUAL AFTER XMAS SALE
DINNER SPECIAL Turkey $3.25, Chicken or beef $2.25, Children $2.00
FOR SALE: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
NOW IS YOU CHANCE to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home
GREAT DAMES FOR SALE
TIRED OF CLEANING YOURSELF? let me do it
:@)
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It's an article, not an ad, but otherwise it seems to fit the thread:
"...It seems that many illegal immigrants from Mexico are returning to their hometowns, and the officials in the Sonora state government are ticked off about it..."
http://www.thespectrum.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2009909090303
thanks lizard, needed some cheer
Thanks Lizard
That is the hardest I have laughed on this board.
D
My favorite is, Trying to clean yourself. I want someone to give me a bath every night and wash my very long hair. Four more inches and I donate the hair to locks of love.
Funny! Great Stuff! 😀
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