Oh, I got a better one. Take one of those greeting cards that plays music and drop the little music player in the air conditioner vent in his truck. It will keep playing until the battery goes dead and make him crazy.
So I have a 9 thousand dollar order supposed to go out to day all this order needs is one little part that our machinist has to finish. I just get a call from my shop that the machinist just left to go catch his wife who is cheating on him.
Sorry trw. Just playing and trying to lighten your day and make you laugh. I know you love him.
Limburger cheese on the manifold of a car is a real old dirty trick. 😛
Sardines in the radiator.
lol he's gone, you know he wishes me dead and i really think he means it at times but then he remembers that i was the one that rescued him from mediocrity and a most boring life in the minnesota suburbs with the lesbians and the yawning homos,you know the dumpy ones we see on the news all the time marching for this or that with their foster kids,please who cares,i did not march in the streets for foster kids
y'all need to understand that i came up during the reagan years and for a young gay man those years were bad,we had a president that refused to acknowledge hiv/aids,he cut all social programs,he plunged the country into the social mess it is now,he sowed the seeds anyway,he was a stupid misguided man and his wife was equally guilty
it was sometime in the late 90's that i figured out i was immune to hiv, i had tricked with several men that were positive and nothing happened,they died i lived,and on it went so i went to the doc and got tested and my fears were confirmed,immunity,god was making me witness all the death around me forever,i survive and everyone else dies,my punishment and then i meet the tim and he's immune as well,what are the odds on that one,we now hate each other but we can't die.big LOL
so i'm going to go back and pick up where i left off on my life story,just warning you all,i think it's back like a 100 or so pages on this thread
so my father was one of these redneck guys,insecure,racist an asshole to the highest degree,my mother got pregnant,my brother was stillborn,baby boy ladlie,so they got divorced ,then she got knocked up with me and they waited until i had lived outside the womb for a week or so,then they got married,lol farm trash meets white trash my mother dealt with him for awhile and then she dumped him,he wanted a doormat like wife number 2 and 5,he was a beater,wives and children,i hate him,he beat the shit out out of my brother,i missed all that because we were on the run from him,we hid,my mother remarried a marine,he hated me but loved my mom,lol the man beat the shit out of me he hated me so much,he tried to beat the "ladlie"out of me,and then he found out i was gay and shit hit the fan,the christian bullshit went into overload,iwas16 or 17 at the time
I must own 60 pillows, maybe more, but other than on our personal bed, none of them are king size, except this one stray. I don't seem to have a spare king pillowcase anywhere, so I went to Kmart to pick up just a couple of kings. I couldn't believe $44.79 for a 2 pack of king Martha Stewart pillowcases. Yes, they were 500 thread count, but geez...it's still Kmart!! I'll just put the pillow in the closet until I find a more reasonable deal, or I'll make my own.
so i was15 the first time i ran away i hitchhiked across the states,nd to ca i called mom and she got me,the second time i went from ny to ca the mom came and got me the 3r'd time i went to fargo from gf and the 4th time i went to my grandmas lol all this while i was a sophmore in high school,i truly hated my stepfather
Juanita, I found several new on Ebay with free priority mail a lot cheaper than that.
so i was about 3rd grade when i started selling myself to construction workers from mexico, we lived in a new housing area in texas on the border of mexico,laredo, lol i was a pretty white boy what 9 years old and ready to go,i had school boy friends,rick newberry mark quay,david ayala,the list goes on and i sold myself for 20 bucks a day back then
Juanita - did you check the new Jaclyn Smith line at Kmart? I price checked some sheets and her line was almost 1/2 the cost of Martha's and they were comparable thread count.
LOL. I've missed so much.
I need to know whose potato salad has egg in it . . . you win!
Tea bags should never be in boiling water. To cheat bring water to boil, turn off heat, add tea bags and steep covered/
Tami, I did not like what happened to you in F'sted and felt the urge to apologize, which is strange. Guess I am starting to feel at home here and cannot imagine racism in my town.
I love how trw can resume his life's story and no one comments . . . serious stuff that;s somehow light too. thank you.
I realize I am getting much better at reading the sky for weather.
I am finally taking vacation days and we WILL do some toursity things!
Had dinner tonight with very cool neighbor who is very much into nature . . . I mentioned not seeing my hummingbbirds and sugar birds . . . well that set him off . .. he said NEVER give Bananaquits sugar (I don't but they like the h-bird juice . . . just as bad so he says) - you are killing them, They collapse while flying across the sea and fall into the water. If you must feed them leave them . . . are you ready? BANANAS. After he finished his meal at Blue Moon he was quite hot (temperature not temper)and went outside to cool off. I am not sure if that was rude or not??? Meal at BM was fine, not spectacular. $180 for 4 . . . two being vegan and no alcohol.
My potato salad has egg. So that settles it. I am not worried about racism only my reaction to it. I am hot as well maybe he is menopausing like me. I think I could heat a whole room in the middle of winter. Should find a way to harness all this heat. Trw, he is light but just doesn't know it. You are totally right about the tea bags.
Good night all.
my dressing is almost all egg and i boil it,and juanita i have 6 pillows and i hate sweet tea,we have it at work and i just don't like it at all,now sweet iced coffee is another thing,that i can get into
such a really nice breeze this morning
Hi Juanita,
For your linens check out Linen Source. www.linensource.com
I have ordered thru them tons of times, I just got these nice mattress toppers for our beds here at the Guesthouse and they are real nice.
They have clearance items, that's where I usually shop.
Shipping is between $4.99 and $18.00 depending on how heavy your order is. They have nice tropical bedding which Martha Stewart does not have.
Hope this helps.
Yes, finally a breeze. Let's hope it keeps it up all day.
There was all kinds of crashing around in the bush last night. Today the mongoose are making a huge racket.
The breeze is nice.
Water trucks going up the hill in Cotton Valley. Some rain last night but not enough.
Juanita, Kmart is always overpriced on their lines. I either shop online and look for a good deal or go to samson house, they are actually cheaper then kmart.
I'm thinking a quick trip to San Juan might be in order. Seaplane is offering $49.50 each way, very limited availability, but if you're flexible....
Found XL mattress pads on QVC for under $13.00 each. WOW! Hit the speed buy button, no go, won't ship them to VI. WHAT is up with that? They aren't down or anything. Happens with QVC sometimes. Some products have ingredients that aren't "approved" by our government (whatever branch handles that). I might ship them to my daughter, and just have her forward them. Seems a lot of doings though for a couple of mattress pads. I like the San Juan idea better!;)
Carlos also has good linens at more reasonable prices. Cost U Less has a limited selection too.
Sean
keep in mind to compare the "landed" price (which includes all shipping, handling and customs charges) once it's available in a local store... sometimes what looks like a bargain online is only missing the instant gratification of picking it up locally for about the same once you consider the cost of getting it here.
of course, this is not the case in every circumstance... just something to think about!
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