Life on St. Croix

If I wanted to hang out with people my parents' age or grandparents' age, I'd fly them down. At least on St. Thomas, there are some attractive 20-something or early 30s women who have never been married and don't have bastards.

LOLLLLLL

I nominate BoredInSTX to be President of the VI Moving Center.

boredinstcroix - with that schedule no wonder you're bored.

"St Croix is just old white people, married white people and locals."

Too bad you find those population segments so wearing/boring. Maybe you should get more involved in the community and stop compartmentalizing people with such glittering generalities.

If I wanted to hang out with people my parents' age or grandparents' age, I'd fly them down. At least on St. Thomas, there are some attractive 20-something or early 30s women who have never been married and don't have bastards.

lower your standards.

Lower Your Standards. DATE OLD GOATS.

This message was paid for by the St Croix Social Committee.

You don't have the equivalent of the RedHookers in STX?

Or any Frenchtown Floozies or the classy Downtown Dames?

On STX, it's more like the Gallows Bay Geriatrics or the Christiansted Cougars.

Me too!

Boredinstx,

You say "at least on St. Thomas..." - Several people have asked why you don't move to STT and you haven't answered...I am very curious myself. Seems like STT would (perhaps) be a better fit for you and it appears that you work from home so....what is the problem with changing islands???

I'm looking at doing so but work requires me to be here on STX as I'm on-call a lot.

I miss these days:

Ohh no. Not these British pervs! Their upper lip too stiff. :@)

Obvious troll is obvious.

Hardly a troll.

In Internet slang, a troll is a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory,[1] extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community (such as a newsgroup, forum, chat room, or blog) with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[2] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion,[3] often for their own amusement.

I'll use Wikipedia for this purpose although, in general, not a good source.

I think we all know what a troll is...I've been on the internet since 1995.

I thought it was a way to fish, not phish.

Bored: One of the things I found most interesting when I moved to St Thomas was meeting and socializing with a much larger group of human beans than I ever met in Big America. This included people of different skin colors, different cultural backgrounds and different ages. Embrace the variety!

OK bored, Jump up is coming up soon, maybe you can go for meet and greet. And then Mango Melee, if nothing else you can try your hand at the dunk tank.

I'd prefer a good intellectual discussion over an artisan cocktail before having dinner at a restaurant with tablecloths and where patrons don't wear shorts.

Bored: One of the things I found most interesting when I moved to St Thomas was meeting and socializing with a much larger group of human beans than I ever met in Big America.!

Black, navy, pinto, lima, green, Great Northern, marrow - the variations are many and all so very interesting even when dry and crusty like old white ones. 😀

I'd prefer a good intellectual discussion over an artisan cocktail before having dinner at a restaurant with tablecloths and where patrons don't wear shorts.

Forgive me if, based on your comments, I have a little bit of difficulty imagining you able to comport yourself in such surroundings.

Was that comment really necessary?

I'd prefer a good intellectual discussion over an artisan cocktail before having dinner at a restaurant with tablecloths and where patrons don't wear shorts.

Artisan cocktail. Oh ffs. Get over yourself. Yes, I can't drink a cocktail unless I know the lime was picked under a full moon by a fair trade sustainable company then delicately squeezed by a certified mixologist who practices reiki and had their and my drinks chakras in alignment. Anything less is unacceptable.

I spent 40 years wearing long pants. Haven't put them on since I've been here and have no plans to start now, unless they were made of handwoven hemp fibers cultivated using biodynamic farming and then masterfully tailored by an adherent of transentdental meditation.

Was that comment really necessary?

You talkin' to me?

++ LMFAO sparty
Why is this person here?

I'd prefer a good intellectual discussion over an artisan cocktail before having dinner at a restaurant with tablecloths and where patrons don't wear shorts.

Artisan cocktail. Oh ffs. Get over yourself. Yes, I can't drink a cocktail unless I know the lime was picked under a full moon by a fair trade sustainable company then delicately squeezed by a certified mixologist who practices reiki and had their and my drinks chakras in alignment. Anything less is unacceptable.

I spent 40 years wearing long pants. Haven't put them on since I've been here and have no plans to start now, unless they were made of handwoven hemp fibers cultivated using biodynamic farming and then masterfully tailored by an adherent of transentdental meditation.

And ... yea obvious troll. so funny.

Lemme get my geriatric ass in gear here

and where patrons don't wear shorts.

Is there such a place on STX? I haven't found it (and not looking to either.)

For artisan cocktails, head to balter or Zion Modern Kitchen in Christiansted.
balter, in particular, is quite the hot spot and you might find some interesting people there. When I ate there recently for dinner, there seemed to be quite a few young artsy Crucians there who seemed quite cosmopolitan. Not sure how many are single, though.

I'd prefer a good intellectual discussion over an artisan cocktail before having dinner at a restaurant with tablecloths and where patrons don't wear shorts.

This is bugging me, I can't place this quote....Seinfeld? Angry Old Men?
What is it from? It's still cracking me up, btw!

Bring me my walker! Ill shake my fist at the clouds!

This is bugging me, I can't place this quote....Seinfeld? Angry Old Men?
What is it from? It's still cracking me up, btw!

Bring me my walker! Ill shake my fist at the clouds!

I'd prefer a good intellectual discussion over an artisan cocktail before having dinner at a restaurant with tablecloths and where patrons don't wear shorts.

Artisan cocktail. Oh ffs. Get over yourself. Yes, I can't drink a cocktail unless I know the lime was picked under a full moon by a fair trade sustainable company then delicately squeezed by a certified mixologist who practices reiki and had their and my drinks chakras in alignment. Anything less is unacceptable.

How did you get my business plan???!!

Ahhhh thanks! LOL so freaking funny!
(Got lazy with the googling and I didn't google deep enough to find it.)

This is bugging me, I can't place this quote....Seinfeld? Angry Old Men?
What is it from? It's still cracking me up, btw!

Bring me my walker! Ill shake my fist at the clouds!