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rotorhead
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Maybe tomorrow isn't the rapture after all. Maybe it's another flood!

Meteorological - FLOOD ADVISORY
Issued By: NWS San Juan (San Juan, Puerto Rico)
Jurisdictions: St. Croix, St. John, St. Thomas Counties
Headline: Flood Advisory issued May 20 at 1:54PM AST expiring May 20 at 4:45PM AST by NWS San Juan
Description: The National Weather Service In San Juan Has Issued An * Urban And Small Stream Flood Advisory For The Following Municipalities And Islands... In Puerto Rico Culebra And Vieques In The U.S. Virgin Islands Saint John...Saint Thomas And Saint Croix * Until 445 PM AST * At 147 PM AST...National Weather Service Doppler Weather Radar Continued To Indicates Showers And Isolated Thunderstorms...Some With Very Heavy Rain Moving Across The Islands. The Heaviest Bands Are Currently Across The Southern Islands...Moving Into The Northern Islands Within The Next Hour. In The U.S. Virgin Islands...Excessive Runoff From Will Cause Flooding Of Small Creeks And Guts...And Low Spots In Highways. Additionally...All Of The Islands Can Expect Flooding Along The Land Along The Banks Of Creeks And Streams And Other Low Lying Areas. Also...Mudslides Are Possible In Areas Of Steep Terrain. Motorists Should Exercise Caution. Most Flood Deaths Occur In Automobiles. Never Drive Your Vehicle Into Areas Where The Water Covers The Roadway. Flood Waters Are Usually Deeper Than They Appear. Just One Foot Of Flowing Water Is Powerful Enough To Sweep Vehicles Off The Road. When Encountering Flooded Roads Make The Smart Choice...Turn Around...Dont Drown. &&
Instructions: ADDITIONAL INFORMATION CAN BE FOUND AT http://www.weather.gov

 
Posted : May 20, 2011 6:23 pm
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thanks - I really needed a good laugh today!

Pamela

 
Posted : May 20, 2011 7:18 pm
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We're gonna have to change all the real estate listings from being Houses for sale to marketing them as HouseBoats.

 
Posted : May 20, 2011 9:01 pm
swans
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I think it's time to hand out the "Whine Award" for the best whiner of the weather.
Be creative!

 
Posted : May 20, 2011 10:46 pm
Exit Zero
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You may be able to list all the homes as waterfront !

 
Posted : May 21, 2011 4:54 am
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My Whines:

It's been raining so much that I'm getting repetitive stress injuries from emptying my rain gauge (11.1" in Salt River since May 10).

It's been raining so much that I may have to change my favorite fairweather expression to "This is one of the 350 340 best days of the year."

It's been raining so much that the RaptureMobile must've got stuck, because I'm still here!

 
Posted : May 21, 2011 3:41 pm
rotorhead
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The flood has abated just in time for THE RAPTURE!

Delusional Nonsense!

 
Posted : May 21, 2011 7:58 pm
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This past year (may 2011 to may 2010) feels like we've had about 180 days of sunshine. Really really over it. Rather pay to fill up my cistern. Starting to feel more like I'm living in Washington state. Hearing from a lot of people I know that are getting flooded in their homes. Not really a funny situation to me.

 
Posted : May 22, 2011 3:40 am
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